Child Abuse Hilarity!
February 9, 2009So when we last saw Curtis, he was 19 feet tall and asking the police for help after losing his brother at Obama’s Inauguration.
Since then, we’ve seen Barry return home safely, and about a dozen jokes about how Curtis is abused by his parents.
Curtis - 02/07/2009
Curtis - 01/22/2009
Curtis - 01/24/2009
Curtis - 01/27/2009
So let’s see, we’ve implied that Curtis gets beaten with belts, he’s forced to sleep standing up, and his punishment will be worse than getting beaten in an alley or mauled by rabies-infested dogs. Saturday’s strip about not getting yelled at when other people are around is pretty tame in comparison.
Today, gunk unleashed some sort of Flyspeck Island creature that steals things with it’s tongue, so it looks like this plotline is finally at an end.
It ain’t abuse haha, that’s just what some of us grew up with!
It sure as hell ain’t funny until you can look back on all the stupid things you did that got you whupped in the first place!
Comment by Rexmorgan89 — August 3, 2009 @ 12:16 am
The “sleep standing up” comment means that his butt will be too sore to sit or lie down.
Comment by Tamara — December 4, 2009 @ 2:29 am
“It’s a black thing: We beat our children.”
http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2009/03/spanking-ones-kids-is-there-a-racial-divide/
(I’m a whitey but I was spanked too…)
Comment by willis_drommond — February 4, 2010 @ 9:36 pm