Child Abuse Hilarity!
February 9, 2009So when we last saw Curtis, he was 19 feet tall and asking the police for help after losing his brother at Obama’s Inauguration.
Since then, we’ve seen Barry return home safely, and about a dozen jokes about how Curtis is abused by his parents.
Curtis – 02/07/2009

Curtis – 01/22/2009

Curtis – 01/24/2009

Curtis – 01/27/2009

So let’s see, we’ve implied that Curtis gets beaten with belts, he’s forced to sleep standing up, and his punishment will be worse than getting beaten in an alley or mauled by rabies-infested dogs. Saturday’s strip about not getting yelled at when other people are around is pretty tame in comparison.
Today, gunk unleashed some sort of Flyspeck Island creature that steals things with it’s tongue, so it looks like this plotline is finally at an end.












